After many years of parental oppression, which in turn led to my severe ignorance of anything remotely technology based, I finally have access to this wonderful thing people call: the internet. Yes, it's been about a week since I accessed this superhighway for the very first time, and I must say that it has been quite the event. I mean, after being introduced to both the telephone, and the television on the very same day, I thought nothing could top such marvels. How wrong I was. The internet is by far the most intriguing thing I have ever laid eyes on. Normally, I'd go on to say what other intriguing things I've seen prior to this, but really, who gives a fuck?
This internet thing seems pretty legit, what with all the pictures and videos, and instantly streamed data; it really is redefining the way we live. But is anyone aware of the amount of pornography on this thing? After I first logged on it took me about three minutes to run across my first porn link. I'll tell you, my eyes lit up like, shit, I don't know, jack-o-lanterns on Halloween; wait, no, it wasn't like that. They lit up like Van-City on 4/20...4:20a.m. and p.m, well, actually like whenever. Anyways, i clicked on the link, and there I sat watching a bukake session for about fifteen minutes. This poor Asian girl was just getting wrecked by these massive studs. Yeah, my dick practically exploded. I've been on the farm a couple times, but I never realized that breeding horses had a thing for defenseless Asian chicks. I was completely stunned; there was Black Beauty, Hidalgo, Shawdowfax, My Little Pony (Why God, My Little Pony?!), and Tobey Maguire beating off into this girl's face. The internet is a fucked up place; I wonder if this is where Mr. Gore imagined his creation would be in 2010. I had the privilege of seeing his two daughters Karenna and Kristin getting freaky with each other; I think i caught that one on the Democrats website, some sorta political pump up. Shit, pump up indeed. Bravo, Al Gore.
Well, I think I've successfully missed the point of my first post. The point, what was it again, I don't even think I covered it. Anyways, this is my blog: Modern Day Castle. I really have no idea how often I'll be posting, the quality of said posts, or if anyone will even read them. I'm not even sure if I'm right for the internet, or if I'm ready for the criticism. We will see! A week ago something great was revealed to me, maybe some day I will be able to reveal something great to all of you people.
"WELCOME TO MY CASTLE."
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